“When it comes to dating why do men lead with penis and pay less heed to what’s actually going on?” – Missa, Orlando, FL

H.M.S Pinafore

The divorce demagnetized my moral compass, names as colonial British sea power. I look in the mirror for where the cannonball of her teeth landed.

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